These retro towels with sarcastic sayings make the perfect gift for any occasion! Perfect for Christmas and housewarming gifts...you'll want to collect them all.This towel says "I tried starting my day without coffee. My court date is pending."Made of Microfiber waffle weave pattern. Dries 2x faster!Material: 80% Polyester / 20% CottonImage is dyed into the fabric with high quality ink. You can Iron these towels with no worries. The image is imbedded into the fibers of the towel and will not come off.Machine washable: Wash in cool or warm water, tumble dry medium.